The Pizza Singularity is Upon Us
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Trump-related posts to remind you that the robots' incessant march toward global dominance continues. It's clear that this is their first step toward controlling the food chain, and they're starting with our most vulnerable population: stoners and college students.
I find this sentence the most troubling:
It is not really clear how the cute-looking automaton would defend its precious cargo from glutton thieves or random troublemakers, but the company said in Facebook posts that it "will be taking every precaution necessary to ensure he is safe including surveillance and security etc.”
This clearly hints at a weaponized pizza delivery system which can be dual-purposed to hold customers hostage for tips or mental reconditioning.
Don't be fooled by its cute shape and name, people! DRU is coming for you!