... or satire, whichever carries the lighter sentence.
THEY PRINTED IT!!!
I can only assume one of three things happened:
- The college's alumni notes are handled by an intern who doesn't know how to read English and only clicks the Copy and Paste buttons repeatedly as part of his work-study job.
- The Alumni Notes editor is so jaded by self-congratulatory "announcements" from alumni trying to one-up the people they were forced to live with for four years and haven't seen since that he didn't see anything wrong with my message.
- Someone at my alma mater has a sense of humor.
Now the fun part: seeing if I get any emails from people congratulating me on my "success."
File under: Humor, Writing, Other